a-shot-of-the-strange:

fucking LOVE being on tumblr man. i can say we should stab kanye west. can’t say that kind of correct shit on twitter anymore

(via marielle-heller)

I just want to cuddle with someone 😔

I want to win the lottery so I can take of myself, Friends and family BUT I also want to be able to make a big change in my community for the people who need it the most.

I absolutely HATE when my friends talk about my ex. Like I don’t want to hear that you don’t like him and you think that he treats me like shit. I still do love him regardless of what you think. I literally get upset when you talk about him in front of me but I don’t let you know

squiishypng:

someone: hey how are you

me: moderate to severe

(via purrplexed)

I still smile at his texts or Facebook comments. Even after everything that has happened I still do this

anditwaslegendary:

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of one of our brethren, cruelly taken in his prime due to cholera. Which reminds me…

(via nephil-with-a-gun)

slavery:

Me: yo dummy what’s this red liquid

Bro: aye man that’s die instantly soda don’t fuck round with that real shit

Me:

(via teenagerposts)

Let’s see how this goes tonight.

henrisucc:

What would you say is your best dick pic?

Let me know by sending it to my DMs. It’s for uh…. science.

(via dizzyiszy)

galeanthropus:

rigga-morris-girl:

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

God do I miss those times. Tumblr was at its prime

(via dizzyiszy)

fetus-cakes:

goolfriend:

ginger-ale-official:

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

where was he keeping that

(via dizzyiszy)